Tomez Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."Priest: "What have you done my child?"Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"Girl: "Because he touched my hand."Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he touched my breast."Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eBait Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Ew. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterripper Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 LOL, i wasnt expecting that. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 :unsure: Wasn't expecting that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stigmatic Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 :sneaky: HAHA!That was surprisingly fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Such a twist...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 kind of a cliche joke, but still funny ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranji Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 good one... SOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavu Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 i stole this joke and sent it to some friends :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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