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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson


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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

What does it tell you, Holmes?"

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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Glad you liked it. :)

; May the force be with you. :)

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I gave it to Lite. And just like Peter Griffin he said "it's mine it's mine". :lol:

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Bots like to keep tents? :blink:

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ohh GOD its a big chaos for a single tent :mellow: :mellow:

holmes will also not able to find where is the tent

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