Administrator DKT27 Posted January 21, 2010 Administrator Share Posted January 21, 2010 Customer: I'd like to buy some dog food.Salesman: Do you have a dog?Customer: Yes.Salesman: Where is he?Customer: He's at home.Salesman: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.The next day, the same customer returns.Customer: I'd like to buy some cat food.Salesman: Do you have a cat?Customer: Yes.Salesman: Well.where is she?Customer: She's at home!Salesman: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.The next day the customer returns again.Salesman: What's in the sack?Customer: Put your hand inside.Salesman: Hmmm. It's warm and moist! What is it?Customer: I would like to buy some toilet paper...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 What's inside?PICK-A-BOO... it's shought... who else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 so u wanna say that in the sack there is no poo nor dog nor a cat there is Shought in the sack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 @implague:Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted January 23, 2010 Author Administrator Share Posted January 23, 2010 @implague: Don't take it seriously. Shought doesn't mind, nor do we "ever" insult him in real. We just joke. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 We just love to pick on shought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 i dont mind i am njoyin ur pickups :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 . . . . . . . warm & moist (that got me thinking of something else.) Never mind, looks like I'm the only one here with . . . . . . . a dirty mind. :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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