Administrator Lite Posted January 15, 2010 Administrator Share Posted January 15, 2010 A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something."Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?""Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death.""Oh, really? How's that?""There's a naked woman waiting for me at home.""I don't see how that is a matter of life or death.""If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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