Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

[Zeus_Hunt]

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup

of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be

almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting

someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply

using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a

few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to

use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you

from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you

will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will

forget about the toothache.

Pretty Simple... B)

[SacredCultivator]

Those are just too funny, but the last one... They forgot to mention, toothache will return eventually.

[Nemesis]

I gotta try some of these

[dMog]

I gotta try some of these

don't try #3.....I know i will never be doing that again..... B)

[Rudeboy2025]

Nice. I should try #5 because I always go back to sleep after turn of the alarm.