Jump to content

Four kinds of sex


karachidude

Recommended Posts

Four kinds of sex

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "f**k YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f**k you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

K'dude

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Replies 8
  • Views 3.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

OH my GOD I am MARRIED :frusty: :frusty:

u just signed ur life sentence m8 :(

oh god, having kids is going to be such a pain

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Administrator

Don't worry. He's already a happy proud father. :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Don't worry. He's already a happy proud father. :P

thanx for givin me moral stregnth :dance2:

YEP IMA proud Father

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...