flash48 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Next week I have an appointment with my eye doctor. Please post your jokes here for me to say during my visit. So far I have these: Question: Who do you think will win the next Presidential election? Answer: I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision. Question: What will be the biggest news story of this year? Answer: Ask me next year. Hindsight is always 2020. Welcome to 2020—the year of 20/20 vision! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 My eye doctor just told me my eyesight is so perfect I can see into next year! He called it “2020 Vision.” ---------------------------------------- Why cant an eye doctor count to 3? They never make it past 1, or 2. 1, or 2? ------------------------------------------------------- A psychic goes into an opticians to get his contact lenses replaced. Upon learning his customers profession, the optician asks what next year has in hold for him. The psychic replies "Alas, I cannot tell you" The optician, who has had a terrible year up to this point, begs him for just a basic reading, even offering free contact lenses for a year. "As I said" the psychic retorts "There is nothing I can do." The optician, getting desperate at this point, offers his services for free for life. The psychic, getting annoyed replies "I wish I could, however if I had 2020 vision, I wouldn't be going to an optician in the first place!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sefton22 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 What music do opticians listen to? - iTunes How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ( I don’t know) You tell me.. is it one or two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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