karachidude Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 A man wearing a Ski mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door."Take one of the bottles and drink it!""But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously."Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She pries off the cap and gulps it down."Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the Ski Mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband......."Not that fucking difficult is it?" he saysK'dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Hehehe, :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted November 11, 2009 Author Share Posted November 11, 2009 lol...but not all wives work at sperm banks,there must be a better way.. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 lol...but not all wives work at sperm banks,there must be a better way.. :lmao:mix it with their grits or cream o wheat or oatmeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted November 11, 2009 Author Share Posted November 11, 2009 wtf...lol :rofl: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyTheShat Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 "Not that fucking difficult is it?" he saysLMFAO, brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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