karachidude Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!''What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating''This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?''My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!''What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.''That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?''I used a different cock,' he replied.The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'K'dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SokraT Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 :lol: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 yeh i feel like laughing even reading it the second time..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyblair Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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