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TCP/IP Joke (Only real geeks will understand it)


straycat19

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Ok. I accept defeat. Maybe I need some explanation.

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It's process of sending/receiving packets of TCP/IP layer, I guess... My hardware knowledge's is rusted

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  • Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
  • "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
  • "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
  • "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  • "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
  • "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
  • "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
  • "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
  • "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
  • "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
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I'd reply with a UDP joke, but you might not get it :hehe:

 

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TCP is my wife talking to her friends.

UDP is my wife talking to me.

 

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Arrrr I get it... One of them is deaf ? (my joke is funnier than the original one) 

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