karachidude Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.EYE CONTACT: A member utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him.Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, usually interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get".IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny but not entirely choosy people meet.LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive you date is.K'dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted October 5, 2009 Administrator Share Posted October 5, 2009 Good one. I liked the EYE CONTACT the most. :eek: B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 +1 it's an eye popper.. :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 nice new avatar Tuck ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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