karachidude Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in *SNIP*. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in native village." To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says "Yes...anything!" With that, the man says "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does. He then says, "Get on your knees." She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does. He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out." With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands. The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!" She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, "Hello? Mom?"cheers :D K'dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted September 28, 2009 Administrator Share Posted September 28, 2009 Good joke but isn't it posted on manpe's thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 its really long...maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshiro Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Srry, seen better :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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