karachidude Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 A manwalks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?"The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.""Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?""Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.""WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.One for January, one for February, one for March......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I saw that coming :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 i too sort of figured it out towards the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted September 25, 2009 Administrator Share Posted September 25, 2009 Good joke. It's reality. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 If you're too horny / perverted, you'll need a lot more than that :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted September 25, 2009 Administrator Share Posted September 25, 2009 That is why dude posted it. :think: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearoninternet Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Reality is probably more like 1 for 2009, 1 for 2010, ... :lol:Unless there's a mistress. :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 If there is there's one for before lunch, one for after lunch, one for tea, one before supper, one after supper and one for after you kissed your wife good night. The 6-pack, that would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearoninternet Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 @shought:You do that to children?:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted September 25, 2009 Administrator Share Posted September 25, 2009 That's what I thought, isn't shought a pedo. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 haha brilliant and scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonHead2089 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 haha good joke. they also have some that come in singles. thats for the guy who just found out hes gonna get lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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