karachidude Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 1)Smart KidA little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"2)How was I born?A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:"You got Male"3)Software GirlNEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL ....Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U ..Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles ..Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILYMARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................4)The Breast AdvantageA not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper.The question directed:"Give four advantages of breast milk."What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:1. No need to boil.2. Never goes sour.3. Available whenever necessary.So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.He received an A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted September 18, 2009 Administrator Share Posted September 18, 2009 :lmao: Great jokes. From where did you get them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 "How was I born" was genius :afro: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 :lmao: Great jokes. From where did you get them?shhhh...not telling...more to come ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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