Agent 86 Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.Bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get the pig?"Woman says, "It's not a pig! It's a duck!"Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Ah..the old ones are the best. Two prostitutes are working the streets at Christmas and one of them says to the other "Guess who I met yesterday?" The second prostitute says "Who" The first prostitute says "Santa Claus" The second one says "Omg what did you ask him for?" The first prostitute says 5 bucks, same as the rest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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