straycat19 Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. Desperate -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Desperate, Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3. Also, running Nagging 5.3 too often can sometimes cause Husband 1.0 to secretly install Mistress 1.0, which would then require you to run Private Investigator 7.5 utility and possibly even Attorney 9.0, which could lead to a system wide failure and the need to reboot Husband 1.0! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nIGHT Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Addendum: Girls/Women are not good with apps and anything that are software/electronics so they will most likely to mess the good running apps first til it misbehaved and crashed then they realize they made it that way and just later runs I'm sorry version 6 (it is pronounced as "I am SOWEE version Sex") app to hopefully trigger temporary amnesia 3.0 app to run inside the Boyfriend 1.0 app or Husband 1.0 OS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davmil Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 An oldie but a goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRS Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 But that I seem to read a good romance story. Do not omit that there are super smart women. They handle a computer better than a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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