Oldie IT problems

[Atasas]

Dear IT Support,

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without
any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these
two products and the only solution was to try and run
Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also
incompatible with several other applications, such as
Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 & Playboy 6.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried,
had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me
to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend
1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these
two systems detected each other they caused severe damage
to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only
to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed
to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex
Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.

Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that
Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run.

For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored
in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then
resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail
porn filter and can, without warning, launch Photostrop
and Whingezip! These latter products have no help files
and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs
updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new
attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be
reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources.

It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted
to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme
it often crashes or runs the system dry.

Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there
could be problems.

A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to
delete all my MS Money files before un-installing
itself.

[straycat19]

Addendum to Wife 1.0

Also realize that installing Wife 1.0 does not automatically install Sex Anytime You Want It 1.0.
 
To facilitate Sex Anytime You Want it consider installing Get a Dog or Cat 2.1. 

 

However there are numerous bugs in Wife 1.0  which may include the WHENNWILLWEHAVEACHILD/ixq virus. You might try eliminating this virus with the YouWillGetFat vaccine 1.2.5.

[nIGHT]

I still don't have Wife 1.0.

But have Girlfriend 1.0 installed.

I already experienced a resource drain like it forces you to install a lot of unwanted and unnecessary apps.

These could be Dinner with her friends 1.0, Movies in theater 1.0, Exploring some jungle with flowers and weird animals/fishes1.0 (this ones charged me at really unreasonable costs), buy me some stuff toys 1.0, accompany me to this 1.0 and do this for me 1.0.

Though if I do good playing this app I get a couple of free BJ apps 1.0, quick sex 1.0 and long hours probably overnight free sex 1.0 too.
The drinking with buddies 1.0 and even the stag night 1.0 that sometimes came as free invite is ok with her (I hope so).

That is fine til I read the post above me... that everything will get worst.

My Girlfriend 1.0 is starting to give some silent notice that it needs to upgrade to fiance 1.0.

So, if soon fiance 1.0 app will also have to get upgraded to Wife 1.0 that doesn't comes bundled with sexanytimeanywhere 1.0 app,

what is the use of getting upgraded to Wife 1.0 immediately?

I love Girlfriend 1.0 app since I still enjoy playing with her.

I know that sooner or later I will have to upgrade her, but until I can still use the option to "defer" her upgrades like I did with Windows 10 til most of the bugs get fix first then I will. hehehe!

 

17 hours ago, straycat19 said:

However there are numerous bugs in Wife 1.0  which may include the WHENNWILLWEHAVEACHILD/ixq virus. You might try eliminating this virus with the YouWillGetFat vaccine 1.2.5.

...and this, makes me worry me a lot.