11 jokes only smart people will understand

[humble3d]

11 jokes only smart people will understand

There are some jokes so intellectual, so utterly above the average IQ range, they elicit head scratches and confused weeping in a corner.

If you get the following jokes, then hats off to you, you smarty pants!

If not... well, not to worry, there's always Google.

 

1. What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

 

3. I tried walking up a hill without a watch but had neither the time nor the inclination.

 

4. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

 

I don't know and I don't care.

 

5. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

 

6. Your mum is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

 

7. A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" says the bartender. "Nein, just one."

 

8. Two women walk into a bar and discuss the Bechdel test.

 

9. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings.

Pavlov gasps, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs".

 

10. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

 

11. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

 

...And let the Googling commence.

 

https://www.indy100.com/article/11-jokes-only-smart-people-will-understand--Wygs002Fgb

 

[andy2004]

didnt know what the bechdel test was so had to google it... then i got the joke.

 

[Jogs]

I am so intelligent that I can't understand any jokes. 

 

[JeffDunhill]

A few are in my reach but not all