straycat19 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Alcohol Warnings He board of health has proposed that warning signs be placed on booze bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of pounding a pint or two. Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards. Warning: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in. Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think while photocopying your dick at the office Christmas party. Warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. Warning: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway. Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember). Warning: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. Warning: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than someone really, really big named Psycho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballistic Gelatin Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Gotta love those beer goggles. Always in fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeMasteR Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 The 3rd from the bottom got me. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jogs Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Who says Alcohol is a bad thing, look at the third from the last, you get to recognise the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
46&2 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 speaking of alcohol warning and such, wtf happened to Bacardi 151 Rum? the people at store say it is no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cre8ive Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 3rd from the bottom haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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