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A Wife's Text


straycat19

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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.  If your are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If your are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

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a wife askin' her husband

"Dear what u planin' to give me  March 8?"

"A ruler!"

"..Why?"

" U can measure that cock u gave me February 23"

 

March 8-women's ,February 23 -men's celebrations here.

 

 

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Hilarious, Straycat19. I posted it on Facebook.

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