straycat19 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If your are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If your are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!" The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, "I am on the toilet. Please advise." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gipsy Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Spoiler a wife askin' her husband "Dear what u planin' to give me March 8?" "A ruler!" "..Why?" " U can measure that cock u gave me February 23" March 8-women's ,February 23 -men's celebrations here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeMasteR Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 There you have it, romance isn't endless. If women would knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shorty6100 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Hilarious, Straycat19. I posted it on Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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