Zeus_Hunt Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say Hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 ;) Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacredCultivator Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 hahaha that sounds sooo dirty, yet hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest l2ainy... Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 oh wow, thats awesome... way to go grandma! ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 :P lol ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canowyrms Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 nice one grams..a little too gullible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.