Those Optima tax relief radio commercials: latin?

[DoLFaN]

"Optima, that's Latin for call now."

and then he goes on to say he has no idea, he doesn't speak Latin, google it.

I didn't google it, but I thought to myself....there probably isn't a word in Latin that means "call now" because phones didn't exist back when the Latin language did.

I'm not even high.

Or drunk.

I had this epiphany and thought to myself "oh man I need to share this with people on the internet." But not wanting to sound dumb on facebook and not having a twitter or a tumblr blog, I thought to come here.

So there you go, nsane community that I am so rarely apart. Revel in my useless thought of the day:

There is no word for "call now" in Latin.

You are welcome.