Batu69 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 China: Sperm banks entice donors with iPhone cash Apple products are hugely popular in China and some sperm banks are playing on the brand's appeal Chinese sperm banks are trying to attract donors by offering men enough cash to buy a brand new iPhone, it's reported. Renji Hospital in Shanghai is among several facilities using the appeal of Apple's recently announced iPhone 6s in a campaign to encourage more sperm donations, the Changjiang Times reports. "No need to sell your kidneys - you can easily have a 6s," the hospital says in an online posting, referring to cases in which people raised cash to fund their iPhone and iPad purchases by giving away an organ. Underneath several iPhone images, the hospital says if a man passes a full health examination and then makes regular sperm donations, he'll be rewarded with up to 6,000 yuan ($940; £610) - enough to cover the cost of the new handset.Chinese consumers' love for all things Apple is well-established. The release of an earlier iPhone model was stopped on safety grounds in 2012, after a near-riot outside a Beijing stockist where about 2,000 people had gathered.Using the appeal of the new product to attract sperm donors has caused much amusement among Chinese social media users. "I don't know whether to take this seriously or not!" one person on the Sina Weibo social network says. "This is great!" says another. "I hope that those who sold their kidneys can see this." And one person writing on the NetEase news portal sees nothing wrong with the initiative, describing the sperm banks' methods as "very creative".Source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexCross Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 And those people are still rejecting to donate because they see no reason why this news is tight to Iphones, makes no sense. Since when Chinese people are Apple fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HNB Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 looooooooooooooooooooool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanjoa Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 do the fap in China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawk007 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Ha ha, equal rights of Men & Women were not preserved. Men can only be sperm doners. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanjoa Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Ha ha, equal rights of Men & Women were not preserved. Men can only be sperm doners. :Pwomen can carry sperm on their mouths :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta- Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Since when Chinese people are Apple fans?China is a really important market for Apple, they grow very fast in China, so there must be a huge amount of fans there ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasper Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 my sperm is more expensive than Iphone ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexCross Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Who says it, Apple? Americans will say that you said that you love their products, only to fool people to belive that what they make worth more than it really does.Again, this is a pure campaing to promote Apple product, doesn't have anything to do with sperm donators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven36 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Part of Apple's attempt to fully drive the knife into Google's revenue platform :lol: These people in china are being ripped of in the US donating sperm pays between $30-$200 cash money a visit. (many programs require a six-month or one-year donation commitment). So this could add up to be a lot of moneyHa ha, equal rights of Men & Women were not preserved. Men can only be sperm doners. :PIn the US Women get paid $5,000-$10,000 Cash money for eggs a donation It takes like 4 weeks to donate eggs. 1000 to 2000 a week still not bad money there's is worth more than men's :DNot no stinking iphone money But this aritcle is very funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Why are they want sperm so bad? Are they making "sperm tofu" with those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylence Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Wondering if they give Squirters Galasy 6S! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Wondering if they give Squirters Galasy 6S! :rolleyes:Why not. They will be requiring soup alongwith the tofu to get served. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HX1 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Soooo many iPhones... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CODYQX4 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 F*ck, and I had to give actual money for this damn phone.Give me a cup, and cancel my preorder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marinegirl Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Don,t think i can swim that far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HX1 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Nope... not doing it for nothing less than a Surface Pro 3.. Maybe a .. top of the line Windows 10 Phone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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