VileTouch Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Think fast. You’re standing on a grassy knoll, while vacationing in Kenya, and a 700 pound Siberian Tiger emerges from the nearby woods and is charging you at full speed. What do you do? There’s no need to panic (although you are no less of a man if you do). By duplicating the successfully proven method below, you too can emerge victorious (we wouldn’t dare say “unscathed”) from the grasp of nature’s most skilled predator. While not tested, we suspect this method would work equally well on an attacking lion, leopard, cheetah, panther or any large looking cat charging you with purposeful intent. In 2005, A 73-year old Kenya man made headlines while using this method to rip the tongue from an attacking leopard, killing the animal with only his bare hands. Step 1We recommend charging the tiger full on. We give you three reasons. Firstly, there’s a very good chance that this is the last great “hurrah” for you. If this is the end, don’t you want to die like a man?Next, charging a tiger will increase adrenaline that you will undoubtedly need when fighting the animal in hand to hand combat.Lastly, a tiger that weighs 3-4X the weight of it’s potential next meal is never expecting it’s prey (you) to charge back.That extra second of confusion might be just what you need to win the battle!Step 2Commit to the fight. Expect to get a few bumps and bruises in this skirmish. You are, after all, fighting a very skilled killing machine.Don’t be a like a boxer, circling the ring, afraid of his opponent. Go forward and get your licks in.Step 3Wait for the tiger to open his mouth. In his attempt to eat you, he reveals his greatest weakness… his tongue.This is the most difficult part of your task but remember, it’s been done before and what one man can do, so can another!Rip the fleshy organ from his mouth with your bare hands and emerge the victor!After the FightTend to your wounds and don’t be afraid to take a few extra days off work and away from the gym.You’re likely to be receive a fair amount of notoriety during this time. Don’t get too caught up in that.You’re a man. Killing a tiger with your bare hands kind of comes with the territory. We do encourage you to get that tiger stuffed and mounted.Real men keep trophies. It’s an easy way to say a lot without saying much at all. sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcs18 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Incidentally, I recently viewed a documentary of the guy and his trained animals on some channel — believes he also doubles-up as a stuntman for the movies. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileTouch Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 Incidentally, I recently viewed a documentary of the guy and his trained animals on some channel — believes he also doubles-up as a stuntman for the movies. ^_^we might have seen the same documentary :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaloo1995 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 very few actual" tigers" left in the world ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Better to rip the tongues out of politicians!!! :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gipsy Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Think fast. You’re standing on a grassy knoll, while vacationing in Kenya, and a 700 pound Siberian Tiger emerges from the nearby woods and is charging you at full speed. What do you do?better way to stop smokin' weed.btw.righter name of "Siberian Tiger" is Amur tiger -biggest cat on the planet.even lion is smaller . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwop Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Why would a Siberian tiger attack anyone in Kenya?Would it be on vacation? Can they even buy airline tickets to Kenya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileTouch Posted August 19, 2015 Author Share Posted August 19, 2015 Why would a Siberian tiger attack anyone in Kenya?Would it be on vacation? Can they even buy airline tickets to Kenya?hey, it could have been a velociraptor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 um yea...good luck being unarmed and having a tiger attack you and thinking you chance to defeat 900 pounds od killing machine is to wait for the milisecond he opns his mouth so you can damage his tongue... tigers attack humans when...usually... they are just pissed off at that one particular human...good luck as when they are hunting for food they attack far differently then when they are pissed off and just attempting to kill you as a punishment for pissin them off...you only hope is you have a firearm...if not ...well end over backwards and kiss your ass goodbye cause if you fight it will only prolong the pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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