Hackers targeting household appliances - insider guide

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Hax0rin a boilah

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Last time we wuz hax0rin' toastaz, so for dis time I been thinkin on

whut we should hax0r, and I thought, "eye will write

about....boilahs!!! Yes, those boilahs yew find in your basement!!" and

so I started to play around wiff

muh boilah at h0me, now yew can rewt your boilah tew!!!

Finding out da os that tha boilah iz runnin'

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yew can dew this 3 wayz...

1: Lewk for a sticka on it dat sez.

2: Find a console on da boilah, then, if it has a keyboard (dependz on

manufacturer) type "uname -a" and it will tell yew!

3: Find da manual for your boilah (easiest way)

When you know your boilahs operating system, yew can proceed to hax0r

it...

Hax0ring a boilah kan bee very dangerous, like hax0rin' a nukelear

powahh station, so make shure yew do the following...

1: Put on protective clothing, like gloves, and a hat, and maybe a

scarf, this is becos basements can be cooold, and yew wouldnt want to

catch a chill would yew?

2: Make shure yew have a spanner or wrench, as you will need these to

find hidden portz and tew eye-pee spoof from trusted hosts (like a sink,

or a pipe, or a washing machine)

Like wiv toasterz, we will first need to find hidden ports, so we need

to scan for them, boilahz are bigger than toasterz, so this may take

some time.

Yew can lewk for such hidden ports by doing these things...

1: Lewking around the boilah wiv your eyes.

2: Tracing pipes all around your house (bit like traceroute programs

do)

3: Using stealth tekniques by hiding around your house and listening

for water, like from taps and stuff...

If you dont find any hidden ports, then yew can just login from a

washing machine, or other trusted host on the network, when you connect

to tha boilah from the washing machine yew will see something like

this...

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| General elektrik |

| m:0225 |

| s:b4588 |

| t:02 |

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Boilah os release 2.54 (big baaaadass boilah)

Login: boilah

Password:

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L0ghinn grantid

***************

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Welkome to boilah

[bopr]

Boiling operations plan response

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Login on tty[washing machine]

Last login from bathrewm.com on tty[shower] at 7:43p.m.

1: Shutdown

2: Cold water

3: Hot water

4: Unix type shell environment

If yew ghet this yew are cool)(#*$ ok now chewze numbahh 4, then

yewse this universal boilahh exploit...

% **** Yew eye am eleet and k-r4d 'cos muh name iz zerocool!

**** : Command not found

% Whoami

Root

%

The best times to rewt boilahs is late at night when no-one is

logged-in, cos in tha day, yew get users logged in to dowload water and

shit.

Eye will konitue with other examples next time!

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source: lord lunatic (rare/15years old)

[dcs18]

After reading it a couple of times, it brought a smile to my face. :)

[Ballistic Gelatin]

Reluctantly, I have disconnected my refrigerator from the Internet.

Apparently, every time I open it to grab a beer, Russia scrambles its long-range fighter bombers. Somehow, my refrigerator's IP got mixed up with the White House hotline to Moscow.

And I thought it was scary to live through the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962. How times have changed.

[dMog]

every time flush my toilet putin sends a lomg range bear and gets the pilot to say hello too the american west coast off the California coast

...after reading this original post i now know it is not coincidental.... putin has has tapped into my poop and mistakenly confused it with american militarism on a global scale