humble3d Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims :wtf: :lol: Fars reports NSA surveillance revelations are an attempt by American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world. WASHINGTON - Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran's semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday. In a dramatic scoop, Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate. The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate." Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the "Tall White" government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954. The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples. Whether the remarkable report will shift momentum in the debate over Snowden— patriot, or traitor?— remains to be seen. http://www.jpost.com/Iranian-Threat/News/US-run-by-Nazi-space-aliens-Iran-claims-338159 --MORE-- http://english.farsnews.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 OK fine I confess Im a german nazi extraterrestrial. I joined these forums to take over nsane down hahahaha. Anybody that believes this bullsnot needs to be fired. Speaking of extraterrestrials I saw e.t. last week very good movie. Remember E.T. phone home.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arachnoid Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 So the US have Germans and the UK have Lizards what about the Europeans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gipsy Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 So the US have Germans and the UK have Lizards what about the Europeans?have them both & a small blue humanoids also...but when deadly drunk only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captcha Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 And since now the truth is revealed, saiyans will be sent to destroy the earth :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLord Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 To be accurate, Fars news has quoted and mirrored the news article from the following source:http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1730.htm (actually a US based news outlet!!!) :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 and alex jones totally missed this breaking news...told you he as not any good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 MMmm does anyone remember the TV Series "Earth Final Conflict" ?I think maybe some one has been smoking some "Joe Hope" whilst watching a re run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humble3d Posted June 17, 2015 Author Share Posted June 17, 2015 Maybe this is closer to current truth ?? :wtf: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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