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What if Facebook was Real Life


Batu69

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Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Everyday I go down the street and tell every passerby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do after.

I give them pictures of my friends, my family, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in my pool.

I also listen to their conversations and tell them that I love them.

It works!

I already have 3 people following me – 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.

:D :lmao: :rofl:

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AngrySithLord

I think Facebook creating some kind of SWAG. Comparing to nsane - we re here cuz we re loving knowledge and tech stuff - something that matters... On Facebook peoples want to know everything about everyone :mellow: I mean what GF I have, how I looks like now after years, how my house looks like etc. And it's hard but I think they re wanted to know if they re better then me now :rolleyes: -_- :P :lol:

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Facebook is just IRL, except if people took their masks off, so you find out just how much of people are nothing more than conceited, ignorant airheads.

Most people join just to show off. People who have otherwise miserable lives will post the vacation they took with their SO even though they hate each other, to hide that fact, meanwhile others will try to compare that day and also feel like shit.

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I think Facebook creating some kind of SWAG. Comparing to nsane - we re here cuz we re loving knowledge and tech stuff - something that matters... On Facebook peoples want to know everything about everyone :mellow: I mean what GF I have, how I looks like now after years, how my house looks like etc. And it's hard but I think they re wanted to know if they re better then me now :rolleyes: -_- :P :lol:

well...when you are an angry sith lord ... the people who used to know will have that certain amount of respect....... and fear :lol:

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AngrySithLord

I think Facebook creating some kind of SWAG. Comparing to nsane - we re here cuz we re loving knowledge and tech stuff - something that matters... On Facebook peoples want to know everything about everyone :mellow: I mean what GF I have, how I looks like now after years, how my house looks like etc. And it's hard but I think they re wanted to know if they re better then me now :rolleyes: -_- :P :lol:

well...when you are an angry sith lord ... the people who used to know will have that certain amount of respect....... and fear :lol:

Hahaha, yes i will turn on my lightsaber and then... :ph34r: :lol:

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