Quite Possibly the Funniest Bush Joke Around

[Rudeboy2025]

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,

"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation

about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,

environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and

sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and

comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the

perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,

NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's

breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and

asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote

for Bush again?

[Zeus_Hunt]

If that was the case I would have to assume more than 50% of the country has an IQ of less than 50 for the last 7-8 years

:)

No pun intended on any country of person...

[Nemesis]

If that was the case I would have to assume more than 50% of the country has an IQ of less than 50 for the last 7-8 years

:)

No pun intended on any country of person...

that is the best bush joke I've heard.

( actually I havent heard any verbal ones, seen lots of pictures of him doing stupid things, and I have seen Fareinheit 911, but no actual jokes)

[Tomez]

;) ;) :) :P ;)

[Undefeated]

Very funny :)