The Owl Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 With negotiations on a Greek bailout stalled again, a frustrated EU has asked Vladimir Putin if he’d be willing to take Greece off their hands with a Russian invasion there instead of in the Ukraine.It is hoped that Russia might be willing to accept Greece as a runner-up prize.“Greece has a lot to recommend it to the ambitious despot”, said an EU spokesman.“Lovely beaches, beautiful weather, a fractious populace ripe for repressing. Just the sort of thing we know Putin is looking for.”“Plus it’s been invaded by the British and Germans in the past, so it’s quite like the Crimea in that respect.”However, the Greeks are less keen on this suggestion, due to Russia being even more skint than Europe.“You’d think, looking at some European economies, that it wouldn’t be possible to run a place worse than Greece,” said Syriza spokesman Konstantos Dmitroponos.“But you’ve got to hand it to Putin in that respect.” he added, shaking his head.Reports suggest Vladimir Putin has said he’d be delighted to take Greece on the condition Germany pays off all their debts first.“That’s what they all say,” said Angela Merkel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted February 20, 2015 Author Share Posted February 20, 2015 P.S. am I joking or am I serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternog Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Political trash again :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabben Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 i love politics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash48 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 What a shame. Thousands of years ago, Greece had the worlds best minds and Philosophers. What happened to this once great society? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetPirate Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 What a shame. Thousands of years ago, Greece had the worlds best minds and Philosophers. What happened to this once great society?They stopped thinking, stopped working, and refuse to pay taxes. Stupid freeloaders :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 What a shame. Thousands of years ago, Greece had the worlds best minds and Philosophers. What happened to this once great society?They stopped thinking, stopped working, and refuse to pay taxes. Stupid freeloaders :P...your economy will tank when nobody wants to work and those that do think that the government can provide super premium services with nobody paying taxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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