humble3d Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Everyone Loves A Blonde Joke A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballistic Gelatin Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 When I lived there in the late '70s (think Disco Era and Studio 54), fifteen dollars would buy you about two hours' of parking time in mid-town Manhattan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitorio Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Everyone Loves A Blonde Joke A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return.Well done for the blondie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 She's not a blonde, she's a rocket scientist lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 That is a story of fictionBlondes = DumbThat was not Dumb therefore Fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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