Fairytale of Princess & Frog

[The Owl]

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:


Once upon a time

in a land far away,

a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess


happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: ' Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry


and set up housekeeping in your castle


with my mother,


where you can prepare my meals,



clean my clothes, bear my children,



and forever feel


grateful and happy doing so. '


That night,

as the princess dined sumptuously

on lightly sauteed frog legs

seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself

I don't fuckin think so.

[funkyy]

I think I married her!!! :lol:

[lurch234]

and set up housekeeping in your castle

with my mother,

I'd check for guns in the house before saying that :o

I think I married her!!! :lol:

May I send to you my heart felt condolences