The Owl Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, nothing there.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted at me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot , I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car reg no, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" at times like this. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "Idiot bitch", he shouted, "I dropped you at the bloody hotel ! - remember?"Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, will you come and get me." He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your fukkin car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Great one @ The Owl!Best wishes for the New Year.To all fellow nsaners may you have a GREAT 2015! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 Thank You same to you and yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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