The Owl Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Better than a FluShot! Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for hersweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea... As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom!When she returned With tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and itsstrange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on theground. The directions said To place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Finally one i can read without my glasses :PPosted by a "Oldie" for Oldie's (who obviously liked it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I don't get it???.......sex that is!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 I don't get it???.......sex that is!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:That goes with age also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileTouch Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 aah thanks for the laugh...now where did i leave my dentures? :tooth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I just want to wish EVERYONE associated with Nsane a very Happy Christmas and a great and peaceful New Year. Thanks to all the Moderators for running such an excellent, informative, helpful site....and thanks to all the clever guys who offer solutions, advice and help to everyone who needs or requests it. This is my first stop every time I turn on my computer and I have received a lot of the aforementioned help from the generous contributors to Nsane. Thanks to all you guys...you know who you are. :showoff: :showoff: :showoff: P.s. Noobs rule!!!!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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