Chancer Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Last week, a group of Hells Angels bikers were riding South on I-85 in North Carolina country when they saw a girl about to jump off the Catawba River Bridge.They stopped.George, the top biker was a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Troopers and he says, "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that there railin'?"She says "I'm going to commit suicide!"George says "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, how about you give ol' George here your best goodbye kiss?"Without hesitation, she leaned back over the rail and did just that. And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss plus a few more real wet ones. George gets cheers of approval from his biker-buddies, onlookers, and even the State Troopers."Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you got there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me.Why the hell are you committing suicide?""My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurch234 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudrax Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Now kiss the tires of that Harley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Doesn't get any better than this ..... Just when you think a Story will get a Happy Ending, instead you get a Flushed look on your face and a Face Palm Moment .... Ouch................................... LoL Galore..... :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :o :o :o :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CODYQX4 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Haha Owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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