The Produce lane

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The produce lane

Dude walks into the produce section of his local supermarket and asks to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department tells him they only sell whole heads of lettuce. The man insists that the boy asks his manager about the matter

Walking into the back room, the boy says to the manager "some a$$hole wants to buy a half head of lettuce"

As he finished his sentence he turned to find the dude standing right behind him... so he quickly added "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half"

The manager approved the deal and the dude went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy "I was impressed the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Canada, Sir," replied the boy

"Well, why did you leave Canada?"

Boy replies "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there"

"Really?" said the manager. "my wife is from Canada"

"No S#it...?!" replied the boy,......."who does she play for?"