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When a man holds the car door open for his wife: one or the other of them is new.

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With women is story bad.

The sad thing is that You Can’t Live With Them and You Can't Live Without Them.


Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.
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Me, can't say new wife...not married yet....just new Car...course in this case new lady's

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Blimey can't I tell you lot are young.

The Guy is opening the car door.

Either because he has a new wife and is being polite

or

He is opening the door of his new car because he doesn't want his woman damaging the new car

You will learn as you get older heheheheehehhe

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Blimey can't I tell you lot are young.

The Guy is opening the car door.

Either because he has a new wife and is being polite [amended by locoJoe--- ie he wants some of that PUSSY]

or

He is opening the door of his new car because he doesn't want his woman damaging the new car [amended by locoJoe--- ie - cut your nails bitch and dont spill that beer]

You will learn as you get older heheheheehehhe

@The Owl I hope you didnt mind me amending your explaination. Great 1 liner! :yes:

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When a man holds the car door open for his wife: one or the other of them is new.

I think I heard the guy say "get out, you can walk home in the rain" ......bitch :lol:

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Blimey can't I tell you lot are young.

The Guy is opening the car door.

Either because he has a new wife and is being polite [amended by locoJoe--- ie he wants some of that PUSSY]

or

He is opening the door of his new car because he doesn't want his woman damaging the new car [amended by locoJoe--- ie - cut your nails bitch and dont spill that beer]

You will learn as you get older heheheheehehhe

@The Owl I hope you didnt mind me amending your explaination. Great 1 liner! :yes:

What ever turns you on

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