humble3d Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Amazing how your values change as you age!An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said,"Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dressis blowing up in this high wind?""Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.""But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.I bought this hat yesterday!" :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Lol very good one :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0nyB Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) At least she's got her priorities in check. :P :lol:Good one. :thumbsup: Though a bit filthy for my taste... Edited March 28, 2014 by T0nyB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeforever03 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Hilarious!!!!!!!! Nice job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamslammer Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Excellent!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallhagrid Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Warm head - cold bottom ??Whatever works, yes ?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Made my day, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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