Self Care on New year eve ;)

[Roger D]

Self Care for 31st Dec( On new year eve)

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward... :drunk:

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. :drunk:

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass! :chug:

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away. :hurt:
Cure : At least ask where they're taking you! :angelnot:

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself! :blink:

6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house. :tehe:

7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure : Don't move. Let the professionals do their job :hurt: :hurt: :hurt:

ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST :chug: :chug: :chug:

Edited December 26, 2013 by Roger D

[kn_andre]

Self Care for 31st Dec( On new year eve)1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward... :drunk: 2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause : You're lying on the floor.

Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. :drunk: 3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.

Cause : looking through an empty glass.

Cure : Quickly refill your glass! :chug: 4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

Cause : You're being dragged away. :hurt: Cure : At least ask where they're taking you! :angelnot: 5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from it

Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself! :blink: 6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

Cause : You're in the wrong house.

Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house. :tehe: 7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.

Cause : You're in an ambulance.

Cure : Don't move. Let the professionals do their job :hurt: :hurt: :hurt: ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST :chug: :chug: :chug:

:cheers:

Mega LoL .... :P ... Cheers..

[dMog]

been a very long time since i hd to abide by this public service announcement

[dodo248]

LOL :lmao: gonna follow ur advice on new year's

[smallhagrid]

Symptom:

You are drinking alcohol & getting drunk.

Cure:

Bang your head repeatedly against some concrete or stone until unconscious and the drinking will stop.

(Why folks get into such silliness because of a little number change is very baffling to me...?!)