DesertLoner Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, in an attempt to revive him from his stupor, extended her hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."To which the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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STEEL Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned."Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her.Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied."Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?"She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!" :lol: :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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