A bit childish but it might make your day :D

[DesertLoner]

On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over the air... "Are there any friendly bears listening?"

After a moment, another voice replied... "Yes, I'm a friendly bear," and then another voice..."I'm a friendly bear too!"

At this point, the Officer at Headquarters grabbed his microphone and let loose a blistering tirade at the operators for fooling around on an important radio link. When he had finished, there was silence for about ten seconds.

Then a small voice said, "You're not a very friendly bear, are you?"

[dMog]

good one

[Crank3]

nice

[Airstream_Bill]

I reiterate VERY Good one.

[vitorio]

You should always listening to the children!!!!!