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SHORTIES: :rolleyes:

Q; What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A: A rabbi cuts them off;
A priest sucks them off
Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.
Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done...
Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?
A: He got the gas bill.
Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck on his cock!
Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.
Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

LoL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

LoL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :rolleyes:

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