DesertLoner Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle, Lorenzo and Katarina went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart."Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!" said one guest.Katarina, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah, Mozart. You're so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Coney Island."There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at her. Lorenzo was mortified. He pulled her away and whispered, "We're leaving right now. Get your coat and let's get out of here."As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself. Finally Katarina turned to him: "You're angry about something.""Oh, really? You noticed?" he sneered. "I've never been so embarrassed in my life! You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Coney Island? You idiot! Don't you know the No. 5 bus doesn't go out to Coney Island?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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