Zeus_Hunt Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies,"Never mind what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies,"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No." Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?" He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."that reminds of the scene from American Pie :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 :) Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 too bad for fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preso Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Poor Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrak Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ouch. >_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preso Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 oh how 'bout mary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 They bonded well... I guess :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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