Zeus_Hunt Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 • Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! • Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? • As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? • I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? • At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face! • Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing • Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! • I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you. • Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? • If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!• Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!• Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? • Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent! • Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? • Don't think, it may sprain your brain! • Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them. • He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. • He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed! • You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in. • He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.• He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. • He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle! • He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? • He is living proof that man can live without a brain! • He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. • He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. • How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erRor67 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 lol, some of them are really funny. :DI just might use a few too and see what happens :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boulder omen Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Some of these are old cliches but still funny like He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SliverSamuel Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Nice. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Nice. ;)Iv gotta use this on People Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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