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Saw this on LL.

Translation:

0:00
"We need to separate (the jaws) with something.... No-no-no!" - "It'll damage the suit!" - "Blyat!" - "We've got XXXX somewhere..." - "There's a plank with a nail! Just hit it on the head! ... just ... don't pierce the hand..." - "No, there's no need to hit it on the head, we just need to put something in its mouth ... here! Here's a plank!"

0:25
"Give me some other stick, too..." - "Blyat!"; - "Well, maybe I should cut off its brains?" - (unintelligible) - "Well, now..." - "Slow, slow, slow..." - "Careful, the suit...." - "Here, from below..."

0:58
"OWWW, BLYAT! BITCH! It's like it's got a second mouth! ... Could you... Oh no, stop, stop, .... oh fuck! hold it hold it..." - "Listen, maybe just hit it on the head already?" - "No, no, wait, it just... grabbed me with its second jaws! Hold it, hold it...."

1:27
"That fucking hurts, bitch! .... OWWW FUCK YOUR MOM!" - "Let's just hit it real hard! Hit it in the head with the nail!" - "OK, wait a sec...."

1:44
"Well, what the fuck can we use to tear it apart, fuck! .... Maybe cut its mouth with the knife?" - "Yeah, do it! .... From this side, from the side of the table... or, no, wait, from your side ..." - (starts cutting) - "Ow, fuck, it's getting even worse! ... See, there's the second set of jaws!"

2:16
"See, it's got the second throat there!" - "Yeah!" - "Owww, BLYAT! Hold it, hold it!" - "Oh, what a bitch!" - "What a piece of shit!"

2:40
"Well, why are you scaring us like that, huh? Did you really need to put (your hand) in there?" - "See, it's got the second throat! ... wash here off a bit. ... it's got pretty small teeth here!" - "Yeah, sure..." - "And there - it sewallows down! See how it punctured my hand!"

3:22
"We'll need to check this suit. See - a hole here, too. And here several!" - "(unintelligible), LOL!" - "I only wanted to grab it properly and it just bit me!" - "Then why do you put it in by the elbow?" - "No, seriously, I never thought it'll bit me like that!" - "Well, of course, nobody thought that!"

3:55
"Well, damn, what a devil! How am I supposed to pull it out now?" - "Alright, that's gonna be Youtube #1! Put it in like a fuckin pro!" - "Wait a sec, at least make a proper photograph!" - "Yeah, OK, just let me stop the video..."
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