Zeus_Hunt Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions _________________________________________________________Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first._________________________________________________________Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born. _________________________________________________________Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no._________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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