quartzdoll Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!""Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.""Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS."Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuFaS Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Good one :coolwink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nautilus Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 he he...nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nIGHT Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Aaah! So that's how humans are made! Now I know! Your secrets are known now humans! Wuhahahahaha! :alien: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awagan Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 hahahaha i've been downloaded.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyon275 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Well, i guess the Son was a Technological Production from Two Science Minded Geeks ..... :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Good, good :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zasasule Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Nyc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallucinojerk Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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