Jump to content

Blood Test!


captcha

Recommended Posts

Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic.

Alex was crying very loudly.

Johnny: Why are you crying?

Alex: I came here for a blood test.

Johnny: So? Are you afraid?

Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked:

Why are you crying now?

Johnny: I came for a urine test!

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Replies 11
  • Views 1.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

here's one more

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

Link to comment
Share on other sites


I am here for urine test. :fear:

:lol: dont worry this world already have enough males :lol: :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Mothers, this is all funy :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lmao:

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Lol.. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Link to comment
Share on other sites


now not going for stool test.. :fear: :fear: :fear:

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...