kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 The Top 4 SpeciesThere are Four Animal Species that a woman needs in her Life :1. A Jaguar in her Garage2. A Mink in her Closet3. A Lion in her Bed4. And of-course, A Donkey to pay all her Bills .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?" Edited August 18, 2013 by kn_andre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.""You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. Edited August 18, 2013 by kn_andre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother. Edited August 18, 2013 by kn_andre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 Hmmmmmm ...... @Speedy57 are you really a Lion in Bed ?? :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Hmmmmmm ...... @Speedy57 are you really a Lion in Bed ?? :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :( :(A proof ? :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 Hmmmmmm ...... @Speedy57 are you really a Lion in Bed ?? :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :( :(A proof ? :rolleyes: Aye ... Caramba ........ :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Aye ... Caramba ........ :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 Aye ... Caramba ........ :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Naughty Boy :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ... Shame on you !!!! :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 Honest Answer??A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!' :s :s :s :s :s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'Wife: 'Yes or no.' :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy57 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Naughty Boy :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ... Shame on you !!!! :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 DISNEYLAND > LEFTTwo blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went back home. :huh: :huh: :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells themechanic it died. After the Mechanic works on it for a few minutes, the car began running smoothly.She says, 'What's the story?'He replies : nothing much - 'Just Crap in the Carburetor'She asks, : Really ?? That Simple ?? So 'How Often do I have to do that?' :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted September 30, 2013 Author Share Posted September 30, 2013 A little Boy went up to his Father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my Intelligence come from?" The Father replied : "Well Son, you must have got it from your mother, because I still have mine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted September 30, 2013 Author Share Posted September 30, 2013 An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says: "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you". The old man says without hesitation - "I now Pronounce you Man and Wife !!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kn_andre Posted September 30, 2013 Author Share Posted September 30, 2013 "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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