jofre Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 BAR JOKE -A Really Bad DayThere was this guy at a bar ( guess his name was Fl0ppy ...), just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry.""No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.""I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Orus Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 :read: congratulations good story. :drunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger D Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Good one :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcs18 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 d'ont get it ?It's a brain-teaser where I'm the Gardener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASIO Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 ha ha aa ha !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbojet2011 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nIGHT Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 funny fl0ppy is a funny guy he so funny :lmao:TIA ;)The story above is very funny. :D hahaha! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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